"have you ever wanted to disappear?"
assorted fandom/personal stuff. (:
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- Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
- Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
- Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
- Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
- Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
- Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
- Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
- Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
- Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
- Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
- Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
- Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
- Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
- Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
- Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
- Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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Avengers Day Off
“Where’s the Hawk?”
“In his nest.”
Someone’s got to incubate those eggs…
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“I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and walking home alone. It gives me time to think and set my mind free. I like eating alone and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely. The sky is beautiful, but the people are sad. I just need someone who won’t run away.”
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#this little smirk speaks volume about his character #when the whole superhero armour he’s built for himself can’t shut people out and keep them at a distance #when people catch onto what’s really going on with him #when people figure out that he isn’t really a ‘man of iron’ #he opts for his cocky facade to shut them out #tony my love #you give me all the feels
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au || Thor&Loki in Supernatural
You think Earth is all that there is? There’s more, so much more. The stories you’ve heard, of other worlds, of Gods, they’re all real, and you’re both part of it. Your pieces in the cosmic game, vital pieces, that will bring the end. The big game-changer. Ragnarok.
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- mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
Shout out to them. Cause you know they are on tumblr.
WHOEVER YOU ARE, FRIEND ME. I WANT TO BE BFFS.
LMFAO.
THIS IN EVERY WAY
